Who: Calvin
Where: Calvin's Room
When: RIGHT NOW!!!
Good God, i think i have officially lost it. I was hungry, and when i opened the fridge i came across some leftover Pizza Hut. The first thing i thought of when i saw it was: "There is some root beer downstairs, this calls for a pizza party in my room!"
So, here i am, with one slice of pizza and a bottle of root beer that will probably go unfinished, and sit on top of my stereo for weeks on end until someone (my mom, and/or possibly my dad) bribes me into doing something with it.
This is how i get my haircut as well. I let it get as long, shaggy, and poofy as can be, until my mom can no longer take it. Then, i let her badger me about it for a week or two. Then i tell her i really want something, and i will cut my hair if she buys me what i want and pays for the haircut. I am a con artist, which is why i think i belong in the tobacco industry, maybe in marketing.
Someday.
1 comment:
Marketing would, in fact, be a brilliant career choice for you...
Or possibly a corporate lawyer.
'Cause you're all about negotiations.
I'm just sayin'.
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